YARR! I be a bloody pirate mateys!
YOHO YOHO, A pirate's life fer me! Harr Harr.
As a bloody' pirate I be able t' drink all I can! YARR!
N' I dun 'ave to shower m'self! I be the most stinkin' pirate o' the seven sea's!
N' ho' doesn't like lootin' n' pillagin'? HARR HARR!
I be seein' you filthy landlubbers later! YARR! Raise t'main sail swabby!