I am god..

I am god, today I am anwsering all your questions, ask me anything you would like to know..

What appeared first the Egg or the Chicken?

Mario or Batman?

Probably He-Man!

Now look, i hired a guy named the easter bunny for that, you might know him, long ears, fluffy tail, big sigar.. He placed those egss, and from there the chicken hatched.. So the egg was first! NEXT QUESTION!

God is still waiting for more questions.. ASK! Or i'll smite thee!

Hi God please give me from the Deep of your Holy Wisdom the answer for my questions!

Why is the word Big smaller then the word Small?

Why does everybody reads from left to right but turn the pages from right to left?

Why are all Moms and all Dads genetically programed to hate high music?Specially if it's Rock?

If we're clean after taking a bath, why do we wash the Towel?

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

Looks like God is on Vacation or else he doesn't know the answer for the questions!

Hello loyal followers, sorry for my absence, i had a poker game with Allah this weekend.. So, now let me take a look at your questions..

Here you go Nuno,

Why is the word Big smaller then the word Small?

Because when God created the universe, He made big things on the 7th day and was so lazy stopped at 3 letters. He was originally going to call the word biggersltesc

Why does everybody reads from left to right but turn the pages from right to left?

Because if we read from right to left we would have to turn pages left to right

Why are all Moms and all Dads genetically programed to hate high music?Specially if it's Rock?

Because there ear drums are formed and they can hear like a dog

If we're clean after taking a bath, why do we wash the Towel?

Bacteria in the air is attracted to the towel.!


Your friend,

God

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

The Idea of a meteor shower is Rocks zooming around, This is a comical Situation, Stars dont get dirty there is no atmophere for dirt to travel round in!

Hi god please tell me how to stabb thomas when I get back to school:P lol

What!?

No God can't tell you because i am his direct assistant!

murder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO WAY that you are going to stab Thomas, if you kill him, I'm stuck with him here! So back off or feel my wrath!

But i can tell you a story before you go to sleep

you fagg:P lol

god why did 2 pac died?

2 - Pac was shot on Las Vagas Strip while he was driveing with sue knight, He Demanded that he had no body gaurds in his car. so they Drove in the car behind and an escalade came up and shot his window, No one knows why he was killed because the killer was never found!

What a retard! And btw.. I was the killer.. Why? I dont like Rap music

god can you tell me why , gordon is still on the goddamm TV in the netherlands!! he is an arrogant dude!!!

I don't have any influence on gays! You will have to turn to the devil for that!
If you're lucky he get screwed in the ass so hard that he bleeds to death!

lol no no , not that god , I have nothing against gays at all.....just why is he on the TV?

Dear god, why has this forum suddenly gone silent? Is it because you're too busy with Evan?

Looks like God and all the Forum are quiet because the main administrator is having a huge HANGOVER!